Pumpkin Pie

lewdvitamin:

daphnerunning:

yuutousei:

oliolioxenphree:

traceexcalibur:

effloresceinfinite:

pizzarash:

shiverregurgitaterepeat:

cheesemonkey119:

bromancer:

“Avoid the double negative because the double negative makes a positive.”

My grammar book

“But I finally had my hands on a thin-lipped white boy so everybody just shut up about it!”

Tina Fey- Bossypants

Christ, I’m so fucking bored. Ahaha.

“This interval is then said to be augmented.”
- Practice of Harmony.

Augmented in a musical sense, when in reference to a major or perfect interval, means to raise the interval by a chromatic semitone.
So, the note becomes sharper.

So this person is become more high-pitched in their vocalizations for me.

I am dynamite at giving oral.

Mahaha.

While I worked to obtain positive identifications on the first two victims, my assistant would remain on site with instructions to call at the first sign of human remains.

WHAT THE CHRIST. 

“The boy seemed shocked—panicked even, like he’d been caught in a searchlight”

…..Is that good?

“I’d do something.”

…well then.

“That is the reason the stars shine so bright at night.”

damn it was right in a paragraph about doing the nasty on horseback.

ljafjadj 

GAIZ, WHAT DO I DO?

THIS WAS MY PAGE 60.

I was kinda hoping my page 60 was going to be a picture of Kotetsu actually giving head but meh, can’t have everything.

So, the nearest book to where I am that is in English is: “The relationship shows price and supply.”

Uh, what does that mean. Thanks econ, now I will never know what my skills are. 

“It would take only one or two great mages to do something like this.”

—Farmer Cape in “Mastiff,” by Tamora Pierce.

I give head like one or two great mages, motherfuckers.

Wahahahahaha!!

“Straight through.. “

Nuff said.

“Craig Toomy had presented a daring plan which raised a good many eyebrows…”

The Langoliers- Steven King… =\

(Source: itsxplacebo)

lewdvitamin:

sublimecock:

Too fucking hot/149.

I came… Everywhere!

FUUUUCCCKKKKK <3

lewdvitamin:

Whaaaaaaat!?